Frothies Schooner Drinking Hazard Hoodie Black

This one’s for those of you that don’t do quiet beers. The legends that rip into the piss and deal with the consequences later.

Doctors will warn you about dehydration, poor judgement, and “making unsafe choices”…
But the real hazards? They’re out on the streets:

Trams (suddenly faster than you remember)
Uber drivers taking the “scenic route”
Dodgy kebabs that ruin your insides and your tee
Uber Eats riders on the footpath
Your ex appearing in the DMs at 3:47am like a sleep paralysis demon

Wear it as a warning label to everyone around you:
this bloke is a DRINKING HAZARD.

Approach with caution.
Offer schooners if needed.

80% cotton 20% recycled poly construction. Mid weight 290 GSM, regular fit pullover hood. Artwork is designed and printed to the highest of standards by a bunch of legends in our local warehouse.