You’re reading this because you fancy yourself as a bit of a Vorey aficionado. And you ain’t alone.
There’s nothing more powerful and majestic than seeing some lord perfectly execute a vortex at height into their mouth. It makes you proud to be a pisslord. It signifies you’re in good company. In these dark times, the vortex has become an expression of true style among sub-cultures of our society.
Artists have walked the earth for millennia.Picasso, sure! Vincent Van Goghy, maybe. But nothing stirs the emotions and tugs on the heartstrings in 2024 quite like watching a full-on dominant display in the art of vortex.
Slap this design on your back and cement your status as Vorey State Champion then put on an absolute masterclass at parties, pubs and pres.
100% combed cotton, 180 GSM, regular fit crew neck tee. Artwork is designed and printed to the highest of standards by a bunch of sesh legends in our local warehouse.
